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Sample stories
Drunk AND blind:
German police officers stopped a car which was weaving very
slowly down a street and found the driver not only drunk, but
blind as well. The 33-year old man managed to get the car out of
a school parking lot and 50 feet up the street before locals
called the police. The man said he had always wanted to try
driving, so he borrowed his friend's car after having a few
drinks and started driving through the town of Mainz. The man
said he was being extremely careful and assured officers that he
was taking it in stages, driving a couple of feet before
stopping, getting out and walking around the car with
his arms outstretched to check for obstacles. An alcohol test
found him three times over the limit.(Ananova)
...so that's why there's braille at ATM machines!
Fake Penis used for urine test:
A heroin addict with 4 months to go on probation for a burglary tried to
use a fake penis containing someone else's urine for a mandatory twice-weekly
urinalysis. With a Bexar County probation department technician watching,
Micah Sheehan, 37, squeezed the fake penis, discharging (cold)urine in multiple
directions. Then he fumbled it and it fell out of his shorts.
And if that weren't enough, the technician said that the bleached-pink penis
was a different color than Sheehan's skin. Sheehan will most likely be sent
to prison to finish out the 10 year burglary sentence for which he was on
probation.(APBnews)
...at least he's not creating more little Micah's..
Outré law of the week:
New Hampshire - intersection catch-22:
"Any vehicles meeting at an intersection must stop. Each must
wait for the other to pass. Neither can proceed until the other
is gone."
...been here 15 years now and I don't think that stubborn
S.O.B. is ever gonna move!
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) adj [Fr]: violating convention or propriety; bizarre.
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